“Oh, cool. You're actually hollow. The name's Greed. I wanna be your friend.”
Greed Quotes
9 quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist, each with commentary on what it means and why it stuck.
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Greed’s desire for company does not make him a reliable friend from the start. In Brotherhood episode 44, he rejects Bido’s claim on their former relationship; Ling confronts him over the memories and anguish he tries to disown. Wanting people and accepting responsibility for them remain different demands. This reading uses Wikiquote’s identified episode dialogue, not firsthand viewing or a verified dub track. It treats his expansive account of greed as a claim to test against his conduct, rather than proof that possessiveness is generosity. The earlier Dublith exchange in Brotherhood episode 13 makes that test harder. Greed invites Alphonse to be his friend, then turns the conversation toward the secret of a body that does not die. He has offered information about himself and treats reciprocal disclosure as the next step. Friendship arrives in the vocabulary before its terms are agreed, which makes it difficult to separate an invitation from an acquisition. His desire for immortality gives the proposed relationship an obvious use. That does not prove every attachment is merely instrumental: Ling’s later accusation, already discussed here, is effective precisely because Greed’s connection to his former companions survives his effort to deny it. Our reading is that he can want company sincerely and still approach another person as the means of obtaining something. The problem is not solved by discovering that friendship belongs on his list of wants. It requires accepting that a companion can refuse a request. This additional reading uses Wikiquote’s identified episode-13 dialogue, not firsthand viewing or a licensed manga comparison.
“You humans think that greed is just for money and power, but everybody wants something they don't have.”
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The homunculus scheme only holds together if the sins are recognizable. Seven of them are extracted from one man and set loose as people, so each has to be an ordinary appetite scaled up rather than an exotic one, and this is the definition that does the load-bearing work. Defined this broadly, avarice stops being a vice and becomes the plain condition of wanting, which is what lets the series put its greediest character in the sympathetic column without rewriting him.
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“Yeah, you're right. This is what I wanted. I wanted the chance to have friends like these.”
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Two centuries of demanding money, women and power, settled in one concession that costs him the argument he has been having since Dublith. It is earned rather than announced: the series first made him spend a whole arc with a crew that would not obey him and did not leave, and the admission is the bill for that. Nothing about the wanting was wrong, only his estimate of what he was wanting.
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“Yes, forgive me if my name-calling's gotten a little stale. It's been hard to keep my jokes current in a cell.”
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More than a century in prison is Envy's answer to Greed's insult. The reply tries to put Greed back in his place: someone who spent more than a century confined should have learned not to provoke his captors. Greed instead makes the confinement an excuse for an outdated joke. The comeback matters because it contests who gets to narrate the lost years. Envy offers imprisonment as proof of defeat; Greed treats it as a minor professional inconvenience to his banter. Neither account changes what happened, but the second prevents Envy from collecting a fresh submission on top of the old punishment. There is no need to mistake the joke for evidence that confinement left him untouched. Its small victory is narrower. He can still choose the tone of his answer, and he chooses to make the person invoking his suffering wait for an apology that will not arrive. The greeting had already assigned him a role, the Ultimate Shield. Envy then tries to reduce that imposing title to the history of someone who could be contained. Greed cannot dispute the confinement, so he disputes its authority over the conversation.
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“Hey, listen, I've got a hostage here. Is everyone forgetting about that? Come on, isn't anybody paying attention here! Hellooo?”
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An introduction is the last thing Izumi gives Greed when he asks who she is: she answers with her anger. Al warns Edward about the homunculus, but Greed still has to remind everyone that he is holding a hostage. Edward subsequently turns the confrontation into an obligation to correct an alchemist's mistakes. The comic failure is precise: having leverage does not mean controlling the conversation. He wants the others to enter a negotiation whose terms he has already arranged, but Edward denies that they are negotiating at all. That refusal makes the threat look absurd without proving it harmless. Greed's plea for attention also exposes how much a threatening pose depends on cooperation from its audience. The scene gives him a captive and then withholds the expected response. His repeated calls for acknowledgment are funnier than another boast would be because the villain briefly sounds like an ignored participant at a meeting.
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“I'm saying you lack the guts to kill. You'll never beat me like that, and you'll never beat the other homunculi either. So I'll help you find the guts now... by showing you some of your own!”
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A question about fighting becomes a test of willingness to kill when Edward asks why his inexperience matters. Greed responds by making that inexperience a defect in courage, then turns the accusation into a threat about opening Edward's body. It allows Greed to treat a reluctance to kill as evidence of inadequacy before Edward has any chance to defend it as a choice. The dispute changes when Greed complains that others have ruined their fight and Dorochet answers with sarcasm about his concern. Greed has been selling the encounter as instruction in survival while enjoying it as entertainment. That gap is more interesting than the lesson he announces. The line does not establish that killing is necessary; it establishes that Greed wants Edward to accept his definition of a serious opponent. Its brutality supplies pressure where an argument should be.
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“Aw, you fell for it, hook line and sinker, you little piss-ant! That was the one and only lie of my life. Lan Fan has a Philosopher's Stone. So you don't even need me anymore, kid.”
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Ling holds on because Greed has promised that they will fight together. Greed uses the renewed confidence to punch him away, separating them before Father's pull can take Ling too. The promise does real work precisely because it is false. Its cost begins with the identity Ling invokes in protest: Greed was supposed to be someone who did not lie. Claiming this as his only lie does not establish a complete audit of his life. It does establish that he recognizes the rule he has broken. He then attacks Father from within and is destroyed, while Ling remains outside calling for him. The separation makes the choice irreversible in the scene; Greed cannot simply repair the deception by returning to their shared arrangement. Ling also says that he needs Greed to become emperor. Greed answers that a Stone held by Lan Fan can replace that practical benefit. Ling still says he needs him. The disagreement distinguishes the resource that can be substituted from the companion who cannot. His action saves the person who wants to stay with him by denying that person's request. That makes the farewell generous without making it consensual. Ling's grief is part of the price of the decision, not evidence that the lie failed to accomplish its purpose.
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“Your alchemy is worth nothing when you're fighting me. Now it is my turn for fun.”
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Greed's shield has given him grounds for confidence, but his claim goes further than confidence warrants. He declares the opponent's entire method useless. Ed then alters the shield, and Greed's startled demand to know what happened punctures the declaration before Ed supplies his explanation. Within the scene's fictional account, the shield remains material that alchemy can affect. Ed treats its hardness as a condition to change rather than an absolute property to overpower. That makes Greed's error more specific than underestimating a determined opponent: he mistakes the protection's effectiveness for exemption from the kind of analysis Ed practices. The distinction also keeps the scene from becoming a promise that sufficient effort defeats every defense. Ed has to identify a usable property. Greed's certainty rests on assuming that there is no such property, and his surprise shows how little room that assumption left for learning during the fight.
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“So you can beat them Ed. They sealed me for so long. You can't let them stay in control.”
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Greed tells Ed that Al is free, then explains how the homunculi can be killed permanently. When Ed asks why he is giving away that knowledge, Greed names his imprisonment and the people who kept him confined. His usefulness as an informant does not depend on a sudden discovery of selfless virtue. He wants his enemies defeated and has found someone who might do it. Ed is troubled that those enemies are beings like Greed himself. Greed answers by insisting on his selfishness, refusing the solidarity Ed expects that resemblance to produce. Their interests can overlap without their loyalties becoming identical. His final appeal also leaves Ed with a task rather than a clean reconciliation: use what this dying opponent has disclosed against others. Reading the cooperation as complete redemption would erase the resentment that makes it intelligible. Revenge can transmit truthful, necessary information without becoming a generous motive.
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Greed follows his friendly introduction by asking about the secret of Alphonse's continued existence inside the armor. The offer has an ulterior motive, which makes it tempting to dismiss every trace of warmth as a sales pitch. That reading catches the danger but misses what makes his approach persuasive. Greed treats something Alphonse wants to escape as something worth envying. For a moment, the boy is being approached as the holder of an advantage instead of the victim of a disaster. The trouble is that this recognition serves Greed's desires rather than Alphonse's. When he praises a body that needs neither food nor sleep, he is describing benefits without asking what the person living in it has lost. His curiosity is real; it is also selfish. The scene makes those qualities compatible. Greed can want company and want to possess what makes that company interesting. Being welcomed by him is therefore a relief with a condition attached: the welcome lasts on terms he expects to set.