The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes

A science-fiction comedy in which Haruhi pursues extraordinary company and Kyon questions the terms of the pursuit. The quotations here follow their individually recorded anime transcriptions.

Anime: Ongoing · 2006–present

Every The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya quote

“I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!”
Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The contrarian read
“Okay, so what's with most of them asking me out over the phone? I mean, shouldn't important stuff like that be done face-to-face, not phone-to-phone?”
Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The strongest objection, answered
“Hey, hang on a sec. What do you think I am? Am I supposed to be your spokesperson or something?”
Kyon The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya What the line costs later
“I beg you... please start the conversation by making the context clear.”
Kyon The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya What the story had to build
“Maybe the kid's dad got relocated because of work.”
Kyon The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The contrarian read
“You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?”
Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Read against the character's own history
“It is possible, but I would advise against it.”
Yuki Nagato The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya What the line costs later
“Then I guess we'd better not try to do that, right?”
Kyon The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The strongest objection, answered
“You praising me won't make me any happier. All it will do is make me think you've got something up your sleeve.”
Kyon The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The case against this line
“A theory that is contradictory in itself cannot begin to explain contradictions inherent within it.”
Yuki Nagato The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The case against this line